The alien gets it.
Don’t look at me like that.
Oh Bill Maher, I fucking love you. You too Craig Ferguson.
Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary
Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more
While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling
the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”
Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”
Only this and nothing more.
I will never not reblog this
THE SHOES! OMFG.
Is a thing that happened on my dashboard.
Everything is complete…
The “White Women’s Workout.” Not for the easily-offended. You’ve been warned!
Black extremist response:
This video is racist! It promotes the stereotype that black men are thugs and dangerous. That black men are purse-snatching fiends hungry for white women!
Feminist extremist response:
This video is sexist! It promotes the idea that women shouldn’t be out alone, can’t fend for themselves, and should be thin!
Normal people response:
That’s funny! -OR- Meh, that’s corny.
I wonder if his penis is bigger than mine?