I won a lot of races when I was younger.
Don’t look at me like that.
Oh Bill Maher, I fucking love you. You too Craig Ferguson.
The “White Women’s Workout.” Not for the easily-offended. You’ve been warned!
Black extremist response:
This video is racist! It promotes the stereotype that black men are thugs and dangerous. That black men are purse-snatching fiends hungry for white women!
Feminist extremist response:
This video is sexist! It promotes the idea that women shouldn’t be out alone, can’t fend for themselves, and should be thin!
Normal people response:
That’s funny! -OR- Meh, that’s corny.
I wonder if his penis is bigger than mine?
From the article: “I only wish it had been me personally who got to pull the trigger on that cocksucker,” Aldrin added
I <3 onion